That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Men's rights

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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