- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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