- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Phew... it's gone.

Smeg...

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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