What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Anti Joke

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