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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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