- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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