Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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a black man pays his child support

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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