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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Alchohol.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Your girlfriend.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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