- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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