- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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