- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Dyslexia ruels!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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