- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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