Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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