S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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