- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

womens rights.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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