What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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