- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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