A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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