Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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