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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

the economy.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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