- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

The Morman Religion.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.