Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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