Knock knock It's open, come in

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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