- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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