Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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