- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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