There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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they're dead. idiot.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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