- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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