- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Dyslexia ruels!

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Boner

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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