- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's 2+2? Fish

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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