What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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