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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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