- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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