- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

"Knock knock" Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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