- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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