- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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