- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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