How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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#Getweird

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Male leadership.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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