If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What is life? Paul.

Nice belt.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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