- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

An orphan falls off a cliff.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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