- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Jordan is pregant

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Do the roar!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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