"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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