- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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