A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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