- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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