what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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