What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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