Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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