- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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