Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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