What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Sex

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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