- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Romans rights.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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