- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

You bumder!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Gretta has five legs? -no

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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