why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Make me famous

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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