I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I literally died laughing

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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