Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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