- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

This isn't funny.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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