- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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