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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family