- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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