- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

it was all Tagart

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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