- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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