Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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