- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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