- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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