How High is a Chinese man

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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