- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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