- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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