Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Anti Joke

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