How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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