- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

NEVER

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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