XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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one stop shop

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Maths.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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