Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Smelly Indians.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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White men's rights

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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