- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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