A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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