Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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