Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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