- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A seal walks into a club.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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