- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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