- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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