Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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