How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Tilt your screen back .

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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