How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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