- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Alchohol.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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