A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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