So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Matthew Baker

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why did the blue berry cross the road

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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