- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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