- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

- Helen Keller

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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