- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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