- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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