- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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