Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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