- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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