- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

I'm Coming

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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