a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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