Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A guy was beet by his wife.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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