Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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womens rights.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Womens rights

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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