- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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