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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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