- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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