What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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