Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Barack Obama.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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