Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

white or wheat? wheat please.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...