How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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