- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Robin get in the batmobile!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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