- Anti Joke

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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