Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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