- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

John lazzaro likes dick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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