- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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