- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

what goes boo a sock

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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