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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

VAL SUCKS

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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