- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"